1. jamesfactscalvin:

    ultrafacts:

    Source

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  2. How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.

    freakology101:

    timesnewromney:

    shickhard:

    It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

    1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
    2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
    3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
    4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
    5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
    6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
    7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

    JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

    just in case guys

    Reblogged from: awesomewong
  3. tonystarks:

    don’t trash talk the lady characters just because they’re makin’ out with the dude you want fuckin’ another dude. what the fuck is wrong with you.

    Reblogged from: onelastdanceastheworldends
  4. bikiniarmorbattledamage:

capriceandwhimsy:

lycklighypokonder:

this picture is making me really angry
can someone more eloquent than I am please comment with a list of badass female warriors/soldiers in history because i know there have been quite a lot


Tomoe Gozen. 12th Century Japan. Concubine of Minamoto no Yoshinaka, and one of his most famous warriors, called a Demon in Battle and renowned as a swordswoman and archer. Was ordered to flee the final destruction of the Minamoto Clan at the end of the Genpei War by her Lord. While leaving the battlefield, encountered a group of enemy soldiers: rode straight into their formation, pulled their leader out of his saddle, pinned him against her horse, and took his head. She then vanishes from history, never to be heard from again.

Queen Boudicca. Britain, first Century AD. Queen of the Iceni tribe of Celts. After her daughters were raped and she was flogged and humiliated by Roman soldiers, led the Iceni and other tribes of Britain in revolt, leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of Roman soldiers and a near-rout from the British peninsula. Was finally defeated by the Roman general Suetonius, and committed suicide to avoid capture. Is probably the only woman to have her statue in a city she burned to the ground (London).

Princess Zhao Pingyang. 7th Century China. Daughter of Emperor Gaozu. Raised an army on his behalf and led them into battle. Was given full military honors upon her death: one of the only women so honored in Medieval China.
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Queen Suryothai, 16th Century Siam (Thailand). Fought in single combat against a Burmese Viceroy, sacrificing herself to save the life of her husband and King.
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Aethelflaed of Mercia. 10th Century Britain. Well known for her skills as a tactician and for building many of the castles in Mercia that still stand to this day.
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Khawlah bint al-Azwar. 7th Century Arabia, a contemporary of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). Once rallied a group of female prisoners into defeating their Byzantine captors using their tent poles. The namesake of the UAE’s first women’s military college.
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Finally, let me tell you about what the women were doing while the men were out in some cold, wet field, having their bodies hacked at with swords and axes. They weren’t sitting around a hearth gossiping with their friends. While the men were out fighting, the women were working the fields every day, bringing in the harvests, slaughtering animals, butchering, preserving meat, working their goddamn asses. off. They kept the houses secure. They repaired roofs and spun wool into thread and wove thread into cloth: difficult work today, backbreaking in medieval times. Often times, they did these things while pregnant or raising small children.
They faced disease, starvation, and the constant threat of having some band of raiders come in and rape, pillage, plunder, and slaughter them while their menfolk were off fighting in war. Medieval women, even those who did not fight, were hard, determined, and skilled experts in the arts of survival, farming, weaving, spinning, and motherhood who engaged in backbreaking labor that often killed them at a young age, and they deserve better than to have some adolescent-minded asshole sitting in his warm, comfortable first-world home rant about “feminine privilege.”
So fuck you, original poster. I hope you step on a LEGO.


Did my best to fix it
~Ozzie
You’d think someone who lives so detached from reality would give fantasy artists and writers more credit… 
- wincenworks

    bikiniarmorbattledamage:

    capriceandwhimsy:

    lycklighypokonder:

    this picture is making me really angry

    can someone more eloquent than I am please comment with a list of badass female warriors/soldiers in history because i know there have been quite a lot

    Tomoe Gozen. 12th Century Japan. Concubine of Minamoto no Yoshinaka, and one of his most famous warriors, called a Demon in Battle and renowned as a swordswoman and archer. Was ordered to flee the final destruction of the Minamoto Clan at the end of the Genpei War by her Lord. While leaving the battlefield, encountered a group of enemy soldiers: rode straight into their formation, pulled their leader out of his saddle, pinned him against her horse, and took his head. She then vanishes from history, never to be heard from again.

    Queen Boudicca. Britain, first Century AD. Queen of the Iceni tribe of Celts. After her daughters were raped and she was flogged and humiliated by Roman soldiers, led the Iceni and other tribes of Britain in revolt, leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of Roman soldiers and a near-rout from the British peninsula. Was finally defeated by the Roman general Suetonius, and committed suicide to avoid capture. Is probably the only woman to have her statue in a city she burned to the ground (London).

    Princess Zhao Pingyang. 7th Century China. Daughter of Emperor Gaozu. Raised an army on his behalf and led them into battle. Was given full military honors upon her death: one of the only women so honored in Medieval China.

    ——-

    Queen Suryothai, 16th Century Siam (Thailand). Fought in single combat against a Burmese Viceroy, sacrificing herself to save the life of her husband and King.

    ——-

    Aethelflaed of Mercia. 10th Century Britain. Well known for her skills as a tactician and for building many of the castles in Mercia that still stand to this day.

    ——-

    Khawlah bint al-Azwar. 7th Century Arabia, a contemporary of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh). Once rallied a group of female prisoners into defeating their Byzantine captors using their tent poles. The namesake of the UAE’s first women’s military college.

    ——-

    Finally, let me tell you about what the women were doing while the men were out in some cold, wet field, having their bodies hacked at with swords and axes. They weren’t sitting around a hearth gossiping with their friends. While the men were out fighting, the women were working the fields every day, bringing in the harvests, slaughtering animals, butchering, preserving meat, working their goddamn asses. off. They kept the houses secure. They repaired roofs and spun wool into thread and wove thread into cloth: difficult work today, backbreaking in medieval times. Often times, they did these things while pregnant or raising small children.

    They faced disease, starvation, and the constant threat of having some band of raiders come in and rape, pillage, plunder, and slaughter them while their menfolk were off fighting in war. Medieval women, even those who did not fight, were hard, determined, and skilled experts in the arts of survival, farming, weaving, spinning, and motherhood who engaged in backbreaking labor that often killed them at a young age, and they deserve better than to have some adolescent-minded asshole sitting in his warm, comfortable first-world home rant about “feminine privilege.”

    So fuck you, original poster. I hope you step on a LEGO.

    Did my best to fix it

    ~Ozzie

    You’d think someone who lives so detached from reality would give fantasy artists and writers more credit… 

    - wincenworks

    Reblogged from: fickledavid
  5. iamtehzuul:

    myramylove:

    I don’t think I can do any of these.

    any kind of plank is the devil

    I like reblogging gifs of people working out so I can look at them and feel like I am working out, vicariously, through them. I do not actually do any of these exercises, mind. But I feel like I am.

    Reblogged from: iamtehzuul
  6. triplash:

    kaelor:

    dumblrfeminist:

    seriouslyamerica:

    BOOM

    Truth. 

    Real talk is flowing from his mouth like a damn fountain.

    sick sick sick burns

    Reblogged from: elionking
  7. sketchamagowza:

no shut up

    sketchamagowza:

    no shut up

    Reblogged from: 1nzei
  8. Reblogged from: missinterpretations
  9. d-o-r-ia-n:

    I feel like we need to talk about the fact that one of Tony Stark’s descendants is a hot black girl.

    WHO IS NAMED RHODEY. AFTER TONY’S BESTIE (Also known as War Machine) JAMES RHODES.

    LOOK AT HER   also her eyebrow game is strong 

    image

    LOOK AT HER SUIT

    image

    THE FLAWLESSNESS I CANNOT

    I JSUT-

    ShE’s PERfect

    Reblogged from: awesomewong
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  11. sixfootdeep:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i want this printed on a t-shirt

    sixfootdeep:

    crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    i want this printed on a t-shirt

    Reblogged from: sixfootdeep
  12. dimisfit:

splendidlyevil:

Artist Bio #5: Diana Huh 
Diana Huh is an artist currently working at Titmouse Inc. as a storyboard revisionist. She’s probably hungry right now.

My profile picture for the Powerpuff Girls zine! I don’t actually look this cool (unfortunately)

    dimisfit:

    splendidlyevil:

    Artist Bio #5: Diana Huh

    Diana Huh is an artist currently working at Titmouse Inc. as a storyboard revisionist. She’s probably hungry right now.

    My profile picture for the Powerpuff Girls zine! I don’t actually look this cool (unfortunately)

    Reblogged from: dimisfit
  13. jesuisperdu:

    Dear White People

    official trailer HD; in theaters oct. 17

    Reblogged from: sixfootdeep
  14. madame-loki:

    nerdywithadashofawesome:

    paintedprintedpaper:

    moonlightmina13:

    gayteenss:

    wetpaintanddrynoise:

    thatfuckingcrowv2:

    unic0rrn-sluts:

    this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

    Acurate.

    Actually today.

    image

    Yes

    i will never not reblog. its too accurate

    wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???

    Yes.

    Reblogged from: auroralynne
  15. captain-boomerang:

    imagineteenwolflike:

    captain-boomerang:

    bringing this back around just in case you’ve had a bad day

    my favorite thing about this post being popular is that people like you are using it to cheer other people up, that is rad, thank you for being rad

    Reblogged from: sixfootdeep
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